So, I believe I managed to operate the Tivo correctly tonight to record the Clippers final preseason game vs the Nuggets, but you know what? It's the fucking preseason and I don't really want to analyze a preseason basketball game at one in the morning after working a fourteen hour shift. I'm sorry if this makes me a terrible blogger. I'm going to post a lazy post, drink my sake and watch some shitty John Carpenter movie on Netflix while I fall asleep. It sounds slightly more entertaining than trying to figure out why Ryan fucking Hollins can't box out a dude six inches shorter than him on several different occasions within the same quarter of basketball.
So the recap: Ryan Hollins managed to foul out of a game while only playing seventeen minutes. The fool drew six fouls in seventeen minutes of work. The five points were cool, as were the three rebounds you could surprisingly muster and shit...and WOW! four blocks in that time span is incredible. But six fouls? Against fools like Timothy Mozgov and Javale McGee? Seriously Ryan...what the fuck? You had to go all hack-a-shaq on Kosta Koufos? I may have to consult the tape to see how this happened.
| BENCH | MIN | FGM-A | 3PM-A | FTM-A | OREB | DREB | REB | AST | STL | BLK | TO | PF | +/- | PTS |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ryan Hollins, C | 18 | 2-5 | 0-0 | 1-1 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 6 | +12 | 5 |
One thing I've noticed after closely paying attention to box scores for three games, the Clippers +/- when Hollins is on the floor is fucking incredible. DeAndre Jordan better start being afraid. Fuck his superior athletic ability and somewhat proven mediocre track record. Hollins will lead this Clippers team to the promised land.
Twitter land reacts to Ryan's amazing performance.
The Clippers' Ryan Hollins, Mr. All-Star Weekend 2008, just fouled out of this game. In 18 minutes.
For those out there already willing to give up on DWill: Gerald Green & Ryan Hollins development should tell you that you're crazy
Fuck...that's all you people are giving me? I can't believe two people actually watched this game.
My next post is going to be about an actual game...a real live NBA regular season game. Thank fucking god.
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