- Ryan Hollins gets 0 mentions in the pregame show. Why you old ass announcers have to be hating? Chris Paul? Blake Griffin? Yea...I get it. Let me hear about the third string center.
- They did announce the backups...and Hollins got a warm welcome from the crowd.
- Blake Griffin is still weird looking. Fake ass ginger motherfucker.
- 1:30 in...DeAndre Jordan looks like a beast. (30 seconds later again! All six points) Love this cat.
- Grizzlies have lost 11 straight openers? (Need to fact check that shit)
- Jerryd Bayless looks like a bitch. That bald head/chin strap combo never looks good.
- 4:40 left in the 1st HOLLINS ON THE COURT!
- Hollins 1st possession with the Clippers. 1. He hitches up his shorts. 2. He sets a screen on nobody. 3. He gets the ball. 4. Tries to back down on a man much larger than him (Marc Gasol) 5. Drives the lane 6. Throws up a shot into three people. 7. turnover. FUCK!
- Hollins picks up his first foul coming out of the timeout with 3:15 to go in the first. Throws up his hands like he did nothing wrong. He then proceeds to act like he's going to block Bayless and leaves Gasol open for a huge dunk. Nice D Bro.
- Hollins sets a nice screen for Caron Butler for an open jumper and then follows it up with a defensive rebound and a good hustle play on the other end.
- 1:55 left in the 1st Hollins makes his mark as a Clipper with a huge slam!
- Hollins picks up foul #2 with less than 2 left in the first.
- Hollins leaves his man open again for a jumper. He may block some shots, but he sucks on D so far.
END Q1 Hollins subs out.
"Odom timed it beautifully from behind." Cue Kardashian joke #1
- Hollins doesn't play at all in the second quarter. Memphis ends the half on a 19-3 run. Coincidence?
END HALF
- 17 turnovers at the start of the 3rd. You won't beat the Bobcats with that nonsense.
- DeAndre comes through with a huge slam.
- How many fucking times do you leave Gasol open for an easy jumper? Those Europeans know how to shoot.
- Griffin and Paul have like four points total so far. How much money are you fools making? I could get on the court and hit more than one basket.
- Hollins checks back in wiht 5:18 left in the 3rd after Jordan picks up a bullshit 4th foul.
- Hollins proceeds to step up with a huge block on Gay. The commentator said that was block number three for the game. I guess I missed one and two.
- Gasol walks around like he doesn't give a fuck about who's posting up with him.
- Hollins picks up foul #3.
- Hollins picks up foul #4 and looks pissed off about it. Hollins is apparently always down to fight.
- Hollins gets called for three seconds. 4:05 left in the third.
- 3:00 left. Gasol absolutely schools Hollins. Grizz on a 9-0 run.
- Hollins picks up his fifth foul on a bullshit call.
- Hollins subs out.
- Zach Randolph has fucking swagger.
So...Ryan Hollins never comes back in. I'm left hanging. Clippers end up winning the game...and Jamal Crawford is a fucking badass. Clippers win 101-92.
| BENCHouncers s | MIN | FGM-A | 3PM-A | FTM-A | OREB | DREB | REB | AST | STL | BLK | TO | PF | +/- | PTS |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ryan Hollins, C | 8 | 1-2 | 0-0 | 0-0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 5 | -10 | 2 |
So to to recap:
The commentators said he had three blocks that didn't happen. I saw one. He had had a huge slam and three boards and was probably out of position more often than not. Hollins wound up a -10 in game one which sounds about right, but thumbs up for a big slam and one hustle play...so fuck it...you are 1-0 ryan hollins. enjoi.
PS.
WTF Nuggets?
It's so good to see the Lakers go 0-2
IM OUT!.
